I don’t know, that’s just the way I was brought up.” – George “I think if one’s going to kill oneself, the least you could do is leave a note-it’s common courtesy. “Do you think it’s effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?” – Jerry Kramer, on male self-pleasure: “We have to do it. “People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.” – Jerry Well, now you know how I feel.” (Photo: Sony Pictures Television) Jerry: “Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home. Telemarketer: “Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.” Jerry: “I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?” Telemarketer: “When would be a good time to call back, sir?” Kramer: “Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?” Every instinct I have, in every walk of life, be it something to wear, something to eat… it’s all been wrong.” – George My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life has been wrong. I always know when someone’s uncomfortable at a party. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but… I was perceptive. “Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. “Moles - freckles’ ugly cousin.” – Kramer I guess the blind people don’t like being associated with all those losers.” (Photo: Sony Pictures Television) Jerry, on public displays of affection: “People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.” The four worst words in the English language.” Jerry, on bad food choices: “Salad! What was I thinking? Women don’t respect salad eaters.” George: “You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.” You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.” – Kramer “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. You can’t do it in one push you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” – Jerry (Photo: Sony Pictures Television) “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. George, on women wanting ‘bad boys’: “Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?” Jerry: “Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.” George: “Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?” Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” – George You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going ‘excuse me?’, ‘what was that?'” – Jerry
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